my zoë and pia say the darndest things!

6:00 a.m. in the morning

zoë comes crawling into my bed

"mommy, i had a bad dream..."

pia hearing the commotion comes into my bedroom

(she is very nosy)

me: "what kind of bad dream?"

zoë: "i dreamt about a monster... a scary monster"

pia: "was the monster blue?"

zoë: "no, it was purple with yellow polka dots..."

pia: "oooooohhh, that is scary!"

after dinner while cleaning up in their playroom

zoë : "pia! you better help clean up!!"

pia: "i am!"

zoë: "no, you are not!"

pia: "yah i are!"

zoë : "that is not a proper sentence pia!"

pia: "yah, it is!"

zoë : "you don't even know what sentence means!"

pia: "yah, i do!"

zoë: "then what does it mean?!"

pia: "i dunno..."

pause

pia: "MOMMY! atat being mean to me!!"

sometime last week

pia: ''mommy is your last name jozen?''

just this past weekend,
i was showing zoe my c-section scar

and telling her that my doctor had to cut my tummy open to get her out
zoë: "oooohhh, i thought babies came out of the momma's foot
i saw it on an episode of Friends..."